i like cute people i guess?

deputywheeler:

knock out

phone call 3am

you say you horny

im on the way

izzetheking:

I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops. 

troyyy:

Everyone is talking about the queen but beyonce isnt even at the olympics?